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10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

The KKK is handing out candy to try and recruit people in South Carolina.

Our brains react to poetry the same way it does to music.

On August 21st, FXX will start a 278-hour marathon of “The Simpsons”… Every episode. Ever.

The proper response to “top o’ the mornin to ya” is “and the rest of the day to yourself”

There are Owl Cafés in Japan, where you can pet and play with live owls while enjoying a nice meal.

An American family tried to live without anything made in China for one year; they failed.

The Dubai Mall is the world’s largest mall with over 12 million square feet, 1,200 shops and more than 65 million visitors annually.

Chuck Norris’ first name is actually Carlos.

In Los Angeles, there are more cars than people.

Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns.

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perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

thedailyshow:

Just five years old at the time, George Takei remembers vividly the morning his family was ordered out of their home at gunpoint by two American soldiers and taken to an internment camp. “It was a dark chapter of American history.” - George Takei http://on.cc.com/1x7NiwM

thedailyshow:

Just five years old at the time, George Takei remembers vividly the morning his family was ordered out of their home at gunpoint by two American soldiers and taken to an internment camp.

“It was a dark chapter of American history.” - George Takei
http://on.cc.com/1x7NiwM

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

mikkelbabe:

mads + emojis 

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stinkywrinkles:

More photos fro Canada Day at Gramma and Grampa’s. Roxy LOVES their basement, it makes her extra-wiggly! :D

heyfunniest:

Armadillo

dorkly:

Why Every Live Action Batman is the Best Batman

Adam West

Adam West is the only one who seemed to ever get - and embrace - the inherent goofiness of Batman. I mean, he’s a billionaire who dresses up like a BAT and fights a huge array of themed-criminals, often aided by an acrobatic orphan and a stiff upper-lipped butler. That’s an incredibly goofy premise.

To read about why we love the other live action Batmans, click here!

nickanimationstudio:

"Nickelodeon Nostalgia" by NAS Storyboard Artist Aaron Austin

I’ve been at Nickelodeon for about 3 months now, and I wanted to make something that paid homage to the Nickelodeon cartoons I grew up with. It’s amazing how much a cartoon can mean to you even after so many years. I’m so grateful I have the opportunity to help create shows for today’s kids!” -Aaron

addisuns:

getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

addisuns:

getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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